THE BAD NEWS GOOD NEWS

Ploodle Caligula Zern - The Usual Suspect

THE BAD NEWS: Someone kicked out the kick panel of the screen porch door. THE GOOD NEWS: We have a dog door.

THE BAD NEWS: A red tail hawk tried to eat one of my chickens. THE GOOD NEWS: Ploodle Caligula Zern chased the hawk off.

THE BAD NEWS: Ploodle then tried to kill the very chicken he had just saved. THE GOOD NEWS: He was arrested for attempted murder.

THE BAD NEWS: He's asking for a lawyer.  THE GOOD NEWS . . .

Behind the ligustrum, next to the feed room, on the front of the barn, I found the work of three underground artists. And if I have to explain why I'll never paint over this bit of graffiti for as long as I own this barn, then you probably don't have grandchildren. May your day be filled with happy graffiti!!

"But it's our clubhouse, YaYa!" Zoe explained.

FARMFASHION 101

The well dressed farmer will always have the latest in up to date footwear--poop resistant shoes made of rubber or titanium.

Granny geezer vests with HUGE pockets are all the rage . . . 

. . . for hopefully obvious reasons. HUGE pockets allow the busy farmer to have her hands free for the occasional goat rescue or snake relocation.