|Ploodle Caligula Zern - The Usual Suspect|
THE BAD NEWS: Someone kicked out the kick panel of the screen porch door. THE GOOD NEWS: We have a dog door.
THE BAD NEWS: A red tail hawk tried to eat one of my chickens. THE GOOD NEWS: Ploodle Caligula Zern chased the hawk off.
THE BAD NEWS: Ploodle then tried to kill the very chicken he had just saved. THE GOOD NEWS: He was arrested for attempted murder.
THE BAD NEWS: He's asking for a lawyer. THE GOOD NEWS . . .