OLD AGE UPDATE: Sitting in the yard circle at Zern World, I rubbed Aspercreme onto my "bad" elbow. Daughter #1 says, "Should you put that much on? Isn't there a limit?" I narrowed my eyes and said, "Yep." And then rubbed some more on, suddenly realizing. Now! Now, I get to be the obstinate one. And they get to be the ones worrying. God is good. Aspercreme for everyone!!!!!!