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HAVE YOU SEEN ME? ONE EXCELLENT DOG!!

So, my husband and I are in Australia for three weeks. And while in Australia my daughter posts on Facebook that she lost my dog for a day or two. No worries. The dog's probably out looking for Australia, says my smart aleck daughter.

This upsets me. This is a good dog. This is one of those dogs that would drag you from a burning building kind of a dog. Not a hobo dog by any means.

Then she posts, "She's back. All is well."

I'm a sceptic. I demand proof of life. I want a picture of the dog holding a newspaper with the current date.

She says (my daughter not the dog) that newspapers are extinct. No such beast.

She has me there.