PILLOWS BY SHERWOOD (MY BELOVED HUSBAND) My husband is a remarkably intelligent man. He can compute, upload, download, code, flowchart, and speak acronym. But for thirty years he's been pretending to botch putting the pillows on the bed. It's a dodge. It's a ploy. It's the hope that I'll get tired of trying to get him to place the pillows nicely on the bed. It's a game where he tries to act so stupid that I'll give up and put the pillows on the fetching bed myself. I won't. Give up that is. Well played Sherwood Zern. Well played. And happy Father's Day.