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ZippityZern's Uncommon Nonsense - A Farmer's Almanac

Price: Free! 5440 words. Published on November 25, 2011. Nonfiction.
There are personal essays. There are creative non-fiction essays which are essays dressed up to go to a party, and then there are ZippityZern's essays, and that's a whole other kind of not-faux story dressed up to go to a party. Subjects covered in the Almanac include: gelding sheath cleaning and feral chicken trouble.