Tuesday, May 3, 2011

QUICKIES: Postings that are Short and Sweet

Florida Love-Bugs rode into Florida on the backs of fire ants from South America--not really, but wouldn't that be funny. Love-Bugs are flies. Love-Bugs are harmless. Love-Bugs fly around while copulating. Love-Bugs are embarrassing. Squashed Love-Bug juice, if left unwashed on the front of your car, will eat the paint off. Love-Bugs were not created in a lab at the University of Florida--despite urban myths and conspiracy theories.

"They're all over me. They must think I am their queen," said Zoe, who lives to become the queen of some (any) animal species.  

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