Saturday, May 21, 2011

Outfits I Could be Wearing at the Time of my Kidnapping


I'm alone quite a bit and worry I'll be carried off by near-sighted sex slavers, so I feel strongly the need to document the outfits I might be wearing at the time of my abduction.

Rubber boots (flower motif) for wading through shite . . . umm . . . stuff, pith helmet to repel diving eagle attack, raggedy vest with large pockets for egg collection and tomato harvesting, comfortable pants that used to be my skinny pants, and gloves for everything.    

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