Thursday, March 12, 2015

IT'S TO LAUGH! SO THEY SAY

"Your "Collage" book is hilarious! I laughed out loud at some parts, and I don't usually do that. It takes a lot to make me laugh."  (Mary Laufer)


Thank you to Mary and all my friends who want to laugh. 

AMAZON AUTHOR PAGE:  amazon.com/author/lindazern (copy and paste)

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

MOONCALF BOOK REVIEW: From Mary Laufer, Children's Short Story Writer and Contributor to the "Chicken Soup" Series

I finished MOONCALF today, and I just wanted to say WOW! I'm impressed. First, because it was such a big undertaking. Second, because the writing is so good. So good, in fact, that I wish you had submitted it to be considered for a Newbery Medal! Did you? It seems that historical fiction is most likely to win, and your book would have been a strong contender.

I loved your marvelous details, your fresh metaphors, your realistic dialogue. I loved how you presented new information and then made connections throughout the story. I loved how you wove the information on orange groves throughout the book. I never lost interest. The story got better and better. I wanted to find out what happened.

I was sure I knew what the ending would be---Granny Mac was going to save the calf, and Leah's parents would be so grateful that their prejudice would melt away. Ha. I never expected the story would end as it did. Even though the ending was tragic, I was pleasantly surprised that my prediction proved wrong.

Your theme was important, and to your credit, you never came out and stated it for the reader. The fact that skin color was not recognizable after the fire, and that "Underneath it's all the same" said it all.

I wonder if you could get this book on the SUNSHINE STATE BOOK LIST that is used in Florida schools. I don't know a lot about it, except that all the kids want to read those books when I take classes to the library. Then there are AR books. Accelerated reader books. That's another list to get on. Kids take AR quizzes on computers at school after they read AR books. I have no idea who makes those lists. Big wigs sitting behind a desk somewhere? Librarians?

Again, I'm in awe of your accomplishment.

Have a nice Thanksgiving!

Mary Laufer

P.S. I hope you didn't really run behind a truck spraying DDT when you were little!







Tuesday, March 10, 2015

WORDS WITH PUNCH


Words have power, not as much power as sticks and stones but still . . .

When I was a little person and my brother would call me a stupid poo-poo head my mother always said, “Sticks and stones will break your bones, but words will never hurt you.” Which was my signal to pick up a stick or a stone and try to break my brother’s bones.

The closest I ever came to actual fratricide was trying to stab my brother, the pest, was with a butter knife loaded with peanut butter. I missed. The peanut butter flew off. Shocked, we stopped fighting long enough to look for an errant glob of peanut butter. We failed. Six months later, our mom found the peanut butter—petrified and frozen to the open beamed ceiling of our kitchen.

I believe she called us, “Stupid poo-poo heads.”

My grandsons understand the punch words can have. Unfortunately, they don’t understand the concept of TOO MUCH.

Rare is special. A dash is spicy. Occasionally can be funny. But too much is . . . 

“Poo-poo YaYa,” Griffin (age 3) told me. I’d said something hideous to him like no.

“I will punch your poo-poo head.” I heard an anonymous someone mutter to another anonymous someone.

“My eyes are burning poo-poo.” I don’t know who said that; who can keep track? It doesn’t even make sense.

And on it goes.

Until finally, you hear yourself yelling, “Okay, that’s it. The next person who uses the word poo-poo in a sentence is going to get time-out in the poo-poo poop chair of poo-poo pain.” 

TOO MUCH!

Using the exact same word excessively is excessive. The words loose their punch. The message comes out muddled. People quit listening. Communication becomes a monotonous pile of . . . sameness. 

It’s how I feel about the F word and the phrase “the fact of the matter is” or “having said that” or “everyone does it” or “those conservatives are poo-poo heads or "liberals are poo-poo babies.”

Time to elevate the conversation, folks, otherwise everyone sounds like a three-year old, or we can just go at each other with sticks and stones.

Linda (Pithy Patter) Zern 






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