QUICKIES: Postings That Are Short And Sweet

When Phillip reported the spelling error, the woman who'd handed
 him his name tag said, "Oh,  I'm so glad it's  a mistake; I felt so bad for you."

The Legend: When Phillip Stahle (the son-in-law) picked up his name tag at a recent work conference it read - Phillip Stank. And so the legend was born of how the four Stahle boys (Conner, Kip, Zac, and Griffon) became the four "Stank" brothers - Stink, Stank, Stunk, and pretty soon Stump, oh, and of course, Zoe, their long-suffering big sister.

THE BAD NEWS GOOD NEWS

Ploodle Caligula Zern - The Usual Suspect

THE BAD NEWS: Someone kicked out the kick panel of the screen porch door. THE GOOD NEWS: We have a dog door.

THE BAD NEWS: A red tail hawk tried to eat one of my chickens. THE GOOD NEWS: Ploodle Caligula Zern chased the hawk off.

THE BAD NEWS: Ploodle then tried to kill the very chicken he had just saved. THE GOOD NEWS: He was arrested for attempted murder.

THE BAD NEWS: He's asking for a lawyer.  THE GOOD NEWS . . .

Behind the ligustrum, next to the feed room, on the front of the barn, I found the work of three underground artists. And if I have to explain why I'll never paint over this bit of graffiti for as long as I own this barn, then you probably don't have grandchildren. May your day be filled with happy graffiti!!

"But it's our clubhouse, YaYa!" Zoe explained.